10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)