10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.