10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger