10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss