10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."