10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --