10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.