10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)