10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi