10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion