10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is