10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is for loners.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is