10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."