10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fook the floosh droo!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester