10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel