10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom