10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."