10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson