10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.