10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave