10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is