10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament