10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!