10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe