10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)