10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.