10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have