10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.