10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.