10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow