10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "No river, no fish."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.