10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright