10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves