10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.