10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer