10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."