10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow