10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "All-in, bitches!!!"