10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.