10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.