10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP