10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
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