10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.