10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.