10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS