10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"