10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury