10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.