10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.