10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "No river, no fish."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.